This morning we learned that while the PC version of Deep Silver's Risen 2: Dark Waters is on track for an April 27th release, the console folks will have to wait a bit.  To tide (see what I did there?) them over, I humbly offer this screenshot.  Gaze longingly as you await your version of the game to release on July 31st.  My that's a big axe you have Grandma.  The better to chop you to bits with.

Risen 2: Dark Waters will release on PC April 27th, and Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 on July 31st.  Hit the jump to see the screen in its full glory.  Say it with me:  Yaaarrrrr.

[via G4tv]