Update: Our apologies, it seems this video has been pulled -- cuz awesome I assume. Just use your imagination and imagine how cool it was. Yeah, that's about right.
What do a Russian shawarma chef, a machete, and the theme music to Mortal Kombat have in common? Awesomeness, that's what. Hit the jump, step back, and prepare to be schooled, Mortal Kombat style.