Update:  Our apologies, it seems this video has been pulled -- cuz awesome I assume.  Just use your imagination and imagine how cool it was.  Yeah, that's about right.  

What do a Russian shawarma chef, a machete, and the theme music to Mortal Kombat have in common?  Awesomeness, that's what.  Hit the jump, step back, and prepare to be schooled, Mortal Kombat style.

[via Geekologie thanks Masato!]