Oh, Frostbite 2 engine, you so pretty. I love how, when I stab someone in the chest, you make it look oh-so real. You can see the life vanish from their eyes as they go limp and their body slumps to the-
Ahem. I'm not a bad person. I'm-not-a-bad-person.
But seriously Frostbite 2, will you marry me?
If you want to know what it's like to be a technosexual, let this Battlefield 3 multiplayer trailer convert you. The video is PC footage, but Xbox 360 and PS3 versions will of course be available. The game drops October 25th.
This trailer made love to my eyeballs, and I would like to tell everyone today that I am now the proud parent of two beautiful twins. Oh yeah, and I'm blind.