Oh, Frostbite 2 engine, you so pretty. I love how, when I stab someone in the chest, you make it look oh-so real. You can see the life vanish from their eyes as they go limp and their body slumps to the-

Ahem. I'm not a bad person. I'm-not-a-bad-person.

But seriously Frostbite 2, will you marry me?

If you want to know what it's like to be a technosexual, let this Battlefield 3 multiplayer trailer convert you. The video is PC footage, but Xbox 360 and PS3 versions will of course be available. The game drops October 25th.